I have a bit of a situation....?

I was walking on the beach, when all of a sudden, this woman came down off a mountain trail and raced towards me and started whacking me with her shoe! I had a can of mace in my pocket so I pulled it out, but with her whacking me I accidentally sprayed myself! I can still see, but everything's kinda blurred.





I started running (staggering) away when I heard a mans voice behind me go "Is that the guy?" and she must've said yeah because he started chasing me! I managed to get into a small cave and he ran past but it's a dead end that way and he'll be coming back and he'll see me from the angle I'm sitting.








Advice? Tips? Aid?








I have a small laptop if you're wondering how I wrote this. Help would be greatly appreciated.

I have a bit of a situation....?
find a website that has the sound of a vicious bear, and then play it as loud as possible
Reply:I am confused
Reply:and this one time at band camp..........
Reply:Gather a bunch of leaves and cover yourself with them. Pretend to be part of the shrubbery.





Or order a pizza online and have the pizza guy distract the man.
Reply:Find a rock to throw at him.





Oh Oh Oh I know I know !!!!





Come at him like a spider monkey.
Reply:i think i would call the police, they could be someone dangerous
Reply:This is usually when I wake up
Reply:Well, if you still have that can of mace with you, you know what to do. lol
Reply:..and then you wake up! S'all a dream baby.
Reply:Just drink some more...it will help everything be better. Best of luck to you! Happy Caving!
Reply:interesting
Reply:Leave him for Uncle Caveman.





“When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear.”



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